Corporate humour

Below are some laws that work at the right time but at the wrong place :

Law of mechanical repair : After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, or you’ll have to pee.

Law of the workshop : Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of probability : The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of the act.

Law of the telephone : When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the alibi : If you tell the boss a flat tyre made you late for work, the very next morning you will have a flat tyre.

Variation law : If you change lines ( or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bath theorem : When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of close encounters : The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the result : When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

Law of coffee : As soon as you sit down to sip a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.

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